Rain, Rain, Go Away

If you've been paying attention to the news these past few days, you'll know that Miami and all of South Florida has been positively drenched.

Streets in Downtown Miami were flooded, motorists were stranded in Hollywood, FL, and the sexy area known as South Beach was turned into a water park. Every time I bitch about my rent, I seem to bite my tongue when a storm hits. Having the luxury of parking in an above-ground garage is great.

Not to say the garage itself didn't have flooding, but thankfully my car was parked several stories up. Most of the water has been pumped out, but I won't be moving my car anyway for at least another few days.

Needless to say I rescheduled some of my bookings until later this weekend and early next week. Even more interesting is that as I type this entry, Simone is sitting right next to me, munching away on popcorn as we watch one of my favorite Christmas movies, Batman Returns. She had some minor flooding in her neighborhood and asked if she could come over --

(Okay, before I could finish that sentence Simone took my laptop away from me to see what I'm writing. Nothing vulgar, I assured her.)

Back to what led her here: Simone had some flooding in her neighborhood, and needed a place to keep dry. Knowing I lived in a high-rise, she phoned me and asked for a place to crash. Of course I said yes -- escorts have to stick together -- and we've been getting to know each other since.

And for all those wondering, no, we haven't had sex. My sofa is quite large, certainly big enough for a petite girl like her. Add in some pillows and soft throw blankets, and it's practically like sleeping on a cloud.

On another note, I haven't heard anything from Rebecca. I know plenty of readers were interested in her, but she's been MIA for awhile. Catherine called to wish me a happy holidays, and to thank me once again for being such a good tour guide. Bailey will be off to visit his family soon, as will Adam.

So for right now, it's just Simone and I. And while I love my readers, I love watching Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman as well. Goodnight!