Lipstick Problems

This is an entry I've been meaning to post for awhile, but things have been rather busy lately. All I can say for now is that I may or may not have an interview for a regular job -- one that was in my field of study at university, no less. I'll keep everyone posted on any further developments...

But back to the issue of Lipstick Problems. While this might sound sophomoric if not completely crude, lipstick has a habit of staying on one's body after the act of oral sex is complete. In layman's terms, I'm tired of having lipstick on my dick days after a client is done blowing me.

Get the giggles out now, folks. It's a serious issue because should a client see another woman's lipstick on my cock, well, the illusion that I'm there for her and only her is effectively ruined. As I've said before, escorting is all about pretenses and false airs -- namely the illusion that the client I'm with is the only woman in the world I care about.

Of course I do care for my clients, but would I sleep with most of them for free? The answer's no.

So, what's a gigolo to do? This week, I finally went to TARGET and purchased some makeup remover. It wasn't until after I walked out of the store that I realized I could have easily ordered it online from Amazon.com (who now seems to carry everything under the sun, which is making Wal-Mart increasingly nervous), but that wouldn't have had the same amount of embarrassment, now would it?